{"id":4449,"date":"2022-06-15T08:00:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T15:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4449"},"modified":"2022-06-15T08:00:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-15T15:00:35","slug":"220615","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/15\/220615\/","title":{"rendered":"220615"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220615.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220615<br \/>\nAll you can eat is not a challenge<\/p>\n<p>I swiped right and went on a date<br \/>\nWe ended up at her place<br \/>\nI thought that it was going great<br \/>\nAlready was on first base<br \/>\nBut dinner was a big buffet<br \/>\nI knew that this would spoil it<br \/>\nThe gurgles started straight away<br \/>\nI had to use her toilet<br \/>\nTo ghost someone is horrible<br \/>\nIt really is a sin though<br \/>\nBut that smell was deplorable<br \/>\nSo I snuck out the window<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220615 All you can eat is not a challenge I swiped right and went on a date We ended up at her place I thought that it was going great Already was on first base But dinner was a big buffet I knew that this would spoil it The gurgles started straight away I had to use her toilet To ghost someone is horrible It really is a sin though But that smell was deplorable So I snuck out the window\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220615 All you can eat is not a challenge I swiped right and went on a date We ended up at her place I thought that it was going great Already was on first base But dinner was a big buffet I knew that this would spoil it The gurgles started straight away I had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/15\/220615\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220615<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,128,53,94,17,98],"class_list":["post-4449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-dating","tag-food","tag-numbers","tag-poo","tag-run"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4450,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions\/4450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}