{"id":4447,"date":"2022-06-13T14:53:55","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T21:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4447"},"modified":"2022-06-13T14:53:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T21:53:55","slug":"220613","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/13\/220613\/","title":{"rendered":"220613"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220613.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220613<br \/>\nCardboard conundrum<\/p>\n<p>Solving puzzles can be risky<br \/>\nWhen you&#8217;re drinking wine or whiskey<br \/>\nThe small pieces will stop fitting<br \/>\nAnd in time you&#8217;ll end up quitting<br \/>\nCardboard corners will start bending<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll never see the ending<br \/>\nIf it&#8217;s cab sav that you guzzle<br \/>\nDo not start a jigsaw puzzle<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220613 Cardboard conundrum Solving puzzles can be risky When you\\'re drinking wine or whiskey The small pieces will stop fitting And in time you\\'ll end up quitting Cardboard corners will start bending And you\\'ll never see the ending If it\\'s cab sav that you guzzle Do not start a jigsaw puzzle\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220613 Cardboard conundrum Solving puzzles can be risky When you&#8217;re drinking wine or whiskey The small pieces will stop fitting And in time you&#8217;ll end up quitting Cardboard corners will start bending And you&#8217;ll never see the ending If it&#8217;s cab sav that you guzzle Do not start a jigsaw puzzle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[68,76],"class_list":["post-4447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-drinking","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4448,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4447\/revisions\/4448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}