{"id":4437,"date":"2022-06-03T10:31:03","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T17:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2022-06-03T10:31:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T17:31:03","slug":"220603","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/06\/03\/220603\/","title":{"rendered":"220603"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220603.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220603<br \/>\nOr not so secretly<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man who was creepy<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d often pretend to be sleepy<br \/>\nHis snoring was fake<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d lay there awake<br \/>\nAnd secretly rub on his pee pee<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220603 Or not so secretly There once was a man who was creepy He\\'d often pretend to be sleepy His snoring was fake He\\'d lay there awake And secretly rub on his pee pee\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220603 Or not so secretly There once was a man who was creepy He&#8217;d often pretend to be sleepy His snoring was fake He&#8217;d lay there awake And secretly rub on his pee pee<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[46,97],"class_list":["post-4437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-bed","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4438,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions\/4438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}