{"id":4406,"date":"2022-05-16T15:45:44","date_gmt":"2022-05-16T22:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4406"},"modified":"2022-09-02T09:11:17","modified_gmt":"2022-09-02T16:11:17","slug":"220516","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/05\/16\/220516\/","title":{"rendered":"220516"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-4405 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-1024x809.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-1024x809.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-300x237.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-768x607.jpg 768w, https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-1536x1214.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/220516-2048x1618.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220516<br \/>\nNo sawing or dropping logs<\/p>\n<p>I cannot sleep while on a plane<br \/>\nThe lack of napping is a pain<br \/>\nAnother thing I cannot do<br \/>\nNo matter what I cannot poo<br \/>\nSo when I land, and have the chance<br \/>\nI get to do my doo doo dance<br \/>\nThen throw my clothes into a heap<br \/>\nClimb into bed and fall asleep<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220516 No sawing or dropping logs I cannot sleep while on a plane The lack of napping is a pain Another thing I cannot do No matter what I cannot poo So when I land, and have the chance I get to do my doo doo dance Then throw my clothes into a heap Climb into bed and fall asleep\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220516 No sawing or dropping logs I cannot sleep while on a plane The lack of napping is a pain Another thing I cannot do No matter what I cannot poo So when I land, and have the chance I get to do my doo doo dance Then throw my clothes into a heap Climb &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/05\/16\/220516\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220516<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,123,95,48,17],"class_list":["post-4406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-dancing","tag-pain","tag-planes","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4406"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4408,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4406\/revisions\/4408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}