{"id":44,"date":"2016-04-13T05:39:48","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T05:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=44"},"modified":"2016-07-19T12:40:06","modified_gmt":"2016-07-19T19:40:06","slug":"160413","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/04\/13\/160413\/","title":{"rendered":"160413"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2016\/160413.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>160413<br \/>\nFarting like comedy is all about timing<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve held a secret in my heart<br \/>\nI killed a woman with my fart<br \/>\nThe poor young lady&#8217;s life did pass<br \/>\nAfter inhaling noxious gas<br \/>\nIt was my putrid aroma<br \/>\nThat put her into a coma<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll never know quite how I felt<br \/>\nAs I did watch her features melt<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll never forget that sweet lass<br \/>\nWho met her end by sour ass<br \/>\nKeeping that secret was quite smart<br \/>\nBut better to have held that fart<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"160413 Farting like comedy is all about timing I\\'ve held a secret in my heart I killed a woman with my fart The poor young lady\\'s life did pass After inhaling noxious gas It was my putrid aroma That put her into a coma You\\'ll never know quite how I felt As I did watch her features melt I\\'ll never forget that sweet lass Who met her end by sour ass Keeping that secret was quite smart But better to have held that fart\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>160413 Farting like comedy is all about timing I&#8217;ve held a secret in my heart I killed a woman with my fart The poor young lady&#8217;s life did pass After inhaling noxious gas It was my putrid aroma That put her into a coma You&#8217;ll never know quite how I felt As I did watch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2016\/04\/13\/160413\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">160413<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,86],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-fart","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1730,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/1730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}