{"id":4395,"date":"2022-05-06T11:00:58","date_gmt":"2022-05-06T18:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4395"},"modified":"2022-05-09T15:11:58","modified_gmt":"2022-05-09T22:11:58","slug":"220506","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/05\/06\/220506\/","title":{"rendered":"220506"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220506.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220506<br \/>\nJohnny Deppshit<\/p>\n<p>I woke to the song of a birdy<br \/>\nAnd there next to me was a turdy<br \/>\nWell that isn&#8217;t right<br \/>\nWhat happened last night?<br \/>\nI must have slept with Amber Heard-y!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220506 Johnny Deppshit I woke to the song of a birdy And there next to me was a turdy Well that isn\\'t right What happened last night? I must have slept with Amber Heard-y!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220506 Johnny Deppshit I woke to the song of a birdy And there next to me was a turdy Well that isn&#8217;t right What happened last night? I must have slept with Amber Heard-y!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[51,46,18,17],"class_list":["post-4395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-animals","tag-bed","tag-celebrities","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4397,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4395\/revisions\/4397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}