{"id":4381,"date":"2022-04-25T07:34:21","date_gmt":"2022-04-25T14:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4381"},"modified":"2022-04-27T15:17:08","modified_gmt":"2022-04-27T22:17:08","slug":"220425","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/04\/25\/220425\/","title":{"rendered":"220425"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220425.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220425<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ll drool on you<\/p>\n<p>My two nuts just hang around<br \/>\nOne is black, and one is brown<br \/>\nMost days they&#8217;re in lazy mode<br \/>\nWhen excited, they&#8217;ll explode<br \/>\nMy two nuts just love the craic<br \/>\nOne is brown, and one is black<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t care who strokes their bum<br \/>\nThey will stay but like to come<br \/>\nMy two nuts have so much hair<br \/>\nAnd they leave it everywhere<br \/>\nIf you wear a sexy dress<br \/>\nThey will make an awful mess<br \/>\nMy two nuts are pretty swell<br \/>\nThough sometimes they really smell<br \/>\nI will scrub them clean and neat<br \/>\nTill they&#8217;re good enough to eat<br \/>\nMy two nuts are quite a pair<br \/>\nPleasing babes with savoir-faire<br \/>\nIn their hostile habitat<br \/>\nOne&#8217;s a dog, and one&#8217;s a cat<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220425 They\\'ll drool on you My two nuts just hang around One is black, and one is brown Most days they\\'re in lazy mode When excited, they\\'ll explode My two nuts just love the craic One is brown, and one is black They don\\'t care who strokes their bum They will stay but like to come My two nuts have so much hair And they leave it everywhere If you wear a sexy dress They will make an awful mess My two nuts are pretty swell Though sometimes they really smell I will scrub them clean and neat Till they\\'re good enough to eat My two nuts are quite a pair Pleasing babes with savoir-faire In their hostile habitat One\\'s a dog, and one\\'s a cat\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220425 They&#8217;ll drool on you My two nuts just hang around One is black, and one is brown Most days they&#8217;re in lazy mode When excited, they&#8217;ll explode My two nuts just love the craic One is brown, and one is black They don&#8217;t care who strokes their bum They will stay but like to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/04\/25\/220425\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220425<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,90,128,84,8,94],"class_list":["post-4381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-colors","tag-dating","tag-hair","tag-linc","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4386,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4381\/revisions\/4386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}