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220425
\nThey’ll drool on you<\/p>\n

My two nuts just hang around
\nOne is black, and one is brown
\nMost days they’re in lazy mode
\nWhen excited, they’ll explode
\nMy two nuts just love the craic
\nOne is brown, and one is black
\nThey don’t care who strokes their bum
\nThey will stay but like to come
\nMy two nuts have so much hair
\nAnd they leave it everywhere
\nIf you wear a sexy dress
\nThey will make an awful mess
\nMy two nuts are pretty swell
\nThough sometimes they really smell
\nI will scrub them clean and neat
\nTill they’re good enough to eat
\nMy two nuts are quite a pair
\nPleasing babes with savoir-faire
\nIn their hostile habitat
\nOne’s a dog, and one’s a cat<\/p>\n