{"id":4368,"date":"2022-04-11T10:20:43","date_gmt":"2022-04-11T17:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4368"},"modified":"2022-04-11T10:20:43","modified_gmt":"2022-04-11T17:20:43","slug":"220411","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/04\/11\/220411\/","title":{"rendered":"220411"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220411.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220411<br \/>\nDrop it like it&#8217;s hot<\/p>\n<p>I did a thing I didn&#8217;t like<br \/>\nI dropped my phone when on a hike<br \/>\nI cursed myself, I made a scene<br \/>\nAt least I did not crack the screen<br \/>\nInstead I broke the LCD<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s fixable for a large fee<br \/>\nWhile I stand here, egg on my face<br \/>\nI need to get myself a case<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220411 Drop it like it\\'s hot I did a thing I didn\\'t like I dropped my phone when on a hike I cursed myself, I made a scene At least I did not crack the screen Instead I broke the LCD It\\'s fixable for a large fee While I stand here, egg on my face I need to get myself a case\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220411 Drop it like it&#8217;s hot I did a thing I didn&#8217;t like I dropped my phone when on a hike I cursed myself, I made a scene At least I did not crack the screen Instead I broke the LCD It&#8217;s fixable for a large fee While I stand here, egg on my face &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/04\/11\/220411\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220411<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,101,80,57],"class_list":["post-4368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-money","tag-tech","tag-weight-loss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4369,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions\/4369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}