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220404
\nKingpin of Kilkenny<\/p>\n

I like to sit around and roll
\nSo I decide, I’m gonna bowl
\nI see the pins and throw the ball
\nI aim it straight to hit them all
\nThe ball goes left, I hit but one
\nI roll again, that ball hits none
\nIt’s been a while and that’s a fact
\nBut honestly, I feel attacked
\nI hit just five in the next frame
\nFrames three through nine were much the same
\nI then decide I need to change
\nThe balls I rolled, they all felt strange
\nThey hurt my fingers quite a bit
\nI need a ball with holes that fit
\nI start to search the bowling hall
\nTo find my Cinderella ball
\nThere’s one behind a rubbish pile
\nMy fingers fit, I start to smile
\nI slide it down the well-oiled lane
\nThe red-necked pins explode with pain
\nNow that’s the bowling that I like
\nIt took ten frames to bowl a strike
\nAnd now I get to throw twice more
\nAnother strike! I start to roar!
\nJust like a bowler in their prime
\nI get a third, it’s turkey time!
\nSo if you’re feeling in the pits
\nJust find yourself a hole that fits<\/p>\n