{"id":4347,"date":"2022-03-21T11:25:04","date_gmt":"2022-03-21T18:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4347"},"modified":"2022-03-21T11:25:04","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T18:25:04","slug":"220321","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/03\/21\/220321\/","title":{"rendered":"220321"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220321.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220321<br \/>\nTime of month<\/p>\n<p>If Tom&#8217;s in town, don&#8217;t be a fool<br \/>\nOr else you&#8217;ll get a bloody tool<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause every month ol&#8217; Tom calls in<br \/>\nReminding us of Eve&#8217;s first sin<br \/>\nGive her a kiss, massage or hug<br \/>\nTake out the trash, vacuum the rug<br \/>\nBuy comfort food when Tom&#8217;s in town<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ll turn that frown upside-down<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220321 Time of month If Tom\\'s in town, don\\'t be a fool Or else you\\'ll get a bloody tool \\'Cause every month ol\\' Tom calls in Reminding us of Eve\\'s first sin Give her a kiss, massage or hug Take out the trash, vacuum the rug Buy comfort food when Tom\\'s in town And you\\'ll turn that frown upside-down\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220321 Time of month If Tom&#8217;s in town, don&#8217;t be a fool Or else you&#8217;ll get a bloody tool &#8216;Cause every month ol&#8217; Tom calls in Reminding us of Eve&#8217;s first sin Give her a kiss, massage or hug Take out the trash, vacuum the rug Buy comfort food when Tom&#8217;s in town And you&#8217;ll &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/03\/21\/220321\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220321<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,53,86],"class_list":["post-4347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-calendars","tag-food","tag-women"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4347"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4348,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4347\/revisions\/4348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}