{"id":4333,"date":"2022-03-07T15:02:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-07T23:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4333"},"modified":"2022-03-07T15:02:55","modified_gmt":"2022-03-07T23:02:55","slug":"220307","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/03\/07\/220307\/","title":{"rendered":"220307"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220307.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220307<br \/>\nIt ain&#8217;t easy being green<\/p>\n<p>They raised the price to light a light<br \/>\nAnd that increase was total shite<br \/>\nThis tax came in because the greens<br \/>\nSaid we should not use some machines<br \/>\nBut their machines are fairly dear<br \/>\nAnd you can hardly get them here<br \/>\nTo make things worse, inflation hit<br \/>\nAnd we still knew their plan was shit<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re giving us 200 quid<br \/>\nSo we&#8217;ll forget just what they did<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll take that dough and make a bet<br \/>\nThat Irish voters won&#8217;t forget<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220307 It ain\\'t easy being green They raised the price to light a light And that increase was total shite This tax came in because the greens Said we should not use some machines But their machines are fairly dear And you can hardly get them here To make things worse, inflation hit And we still knew their plan was shit They\\'re giving us 200 quid So we\\'ll forget just what they did I\\'ll take that dough and make a bet That Irish voters won\\'t forget\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220307 It ain&#8217;t easy being green They raised the price to light a light And that increase was total shite This tax came in because the greens Said we should not use some machines But their machines are fairly dear And you can hardly get them here To make things worse, inflation hit And we &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/03\/07\/220307\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220307<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[90,29,101,94,16,17],"class_list":["post-4333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-colors","tag-ireland","tag-money","tag-numbers","tag-politics","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4333"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4334,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4333\/revisions\/4334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}