{"id":4328,"date":"2022-03-04T10:51:03","date_gmt":"2022-03-04T18:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4328"},"modified":"2022-03-04T10:54:14","modified_gmt":"2022-03-04T18:54:14","slug":"220304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/03\/04\/220304\/","title":{"rendered":"220304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220304.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220304<br \/>\nChilly Willie&#8217;s willy<\/p>\n<p>There once was a skier named Willie<br \/>\nWho never was warm, but was chilly<br \/>\nThe story was told<br \/>\nHe always was cold<br \/>\nAnd ended up with shrinking willy<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220304 Chilly Willie\\'s willy There once was a skier named Willie Who never was warm, but was chilly The story was told He always was cold And ended up with shrinking willy\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220304 Chilly Willie&#8217;s willy There once was a skier named Willie Who never was warm, but was chilly The story was told He always was cold And ended up with shrinking willy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,64,50],"class_list":["post-4328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-sports","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4328"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4331,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4328\/revisions\/4331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}