{"id":4314,"date":"2022-02-18T11:28:06","date_gmt":"2022-02-18T19:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4314"},"modified":"2022-02-21T14:41:28","modified_gmt":"2022-02-21T22:41:28","slug":"220218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/02\/18\/220218\/","title":{"rendered":"220218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220218.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220218<br \/>\nSo don&#8217;t let her get near your penis<\/p>\n<p>There once was a dental hygienist<br \/>\nWho had a hot body like Venus<br \/>\nBut she had a smell<br \/>\nThe ninth ring of hell<br \/>\nHer own holes were far from the cleanest<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220218 So don\\'t let her get near your penis There once was a dental hygienist Who had a hot body like Venus But she had a smell The ninth ring of hell Her own holes were far from the cleanest\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220218 So don&#8217;t let her get near your penis There once was a dental hygienist Who had a hot body like Venus But she had a smell The ninth ring of hell Her own holes were far from the cleanest<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65,66],"class_list":["post-4314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-boobies","tag-dick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4315,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4314\/revisions\/4315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}