{"id":4303,"date":"2022-02-09T14:12:47","date_gmt":"2022-02-09T22:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4303"},"modified":"2022-02-11T14:17:51","modified_gmt":"2022-02-11T22:17:51","slug":"220209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/02\/09\/220209\/","title":{"rendered":"220209"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220209.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220209<br \/>\nHang the TP<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s time to change the toilet roll<br \/>\nAnd time to take a little poll<br \/>\nSo, do you hang it from the front?<br \/>\nOr do you hang it like a cunt?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220209 Hang the TP It\\'s time to change the toilet roll And time to take a little poll So, do you hang it from the front? Or do you hang it like a cunt?\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220209 Hang the TP It&#8217;s time to change the toilet roll And time to take a little poll So, do you hang it from the front? Or do you hang it like a cunt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[49,76],"class_list":["post-4303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bathroom","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4303"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4306,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4303\/revisions\/4306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}