{"id":4287,"date":"2022-01-24T14:49:19","date_gmt":"2022-01-24T22:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4287"},"modified":"2022-01-24T14:49:19","modified_gmt":"2022-01-24T22:49:19","slug":"220124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/01\/24\/220124\/","title":{"rendered":"220124"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220124.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220124<br \/>\nHit it Max<\/p>\n<p>That Garsa Fwip<br \/>\nSharp as a whip<br \/>\nShe used to strip<br \/>\nWhen it was hip<br \/>\nYou best not flip<br \/>\nOr lose your grip<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause in a blip<br \/>\nShe&#8217;ll make you trip<br \/>\nWith just one quip<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll be a drip<br \/>\nSo bite your lip<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause you got zip<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220124 Hit it Max That Garsa Fwip Sharp as a whip She used to strip When it was hip You best not flip Or lose your grip \\'Cause in a blip She\\'ll make you trip With just one quip You\\'ll be a drip So bite your lip \\'Cause you got zip\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220124 Hit it Max That Garsa Fwip Sharp as a whip She used to strip When it was hip You best not flip Or lose your grip &#8216;Cause in a blip She&#8217;ll make you trip With just one quip You&#8217;ll be a drip So bite your lip &#8216;Cause you got zip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,22,12,83],"class_list":["post-4287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-star-wars","tag-tv","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4288,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4287\/revisions\/4288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}