{"id":4273,"date":"2022-01-10T13:47:01","date_gmt":"2022-01-10T21:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4273"},"modified":"2022-01-10T13:47:01","modified_gmt":"2022-01-10T21:47:01","slug":"220110","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/01\/10\/220110\/","title":{"rendered":"220110"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220110.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220110<br \/>\nExcept, I will<\/p>\n<p>I think that Linc pretends he&#8217;s sweet<br \/>\nBut all he&#8217;s after is a treat<br \/>\nHis phony purrs no longer work<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s not my friend, he&#8217;s just a jerk<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t be tricked to give him food<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause treats are given if you&#8217;re good<br \/>\nI will not feed him &#8217;cause he&#8217;s fat<br \/>\nI will not feed that evil cat!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220110 Except, I will I think that Linc pretends he\\'s sweet But all he\\'s after is a treat His phony purrs no longer work He\\'s not my friend, he\\'s just a jerk I won\\'t be tricked to give him food \\'Cause treats are given if you\\'re good I will not feed him \\'cause he\\'s fat I will not feed that evil cat!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220110 Except, I will I think that Linc pretends he&#8217;s sweet But all he&#8217;s after is a treat His phony purrs no longer work He&#8217;s not my friend, he&#8217;s just a jerk I won&#8217;t be tricked to give him food &#8216;Cause treats are given if you&#8217;re good I will not feed him &#8217;cause he&#8217;s fat &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/01\/10\/220110\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">220110<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[53,37,8,57,15],"class_list":["post-4273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-food","tag-friends","tag-linc","tag-weight-loss","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4274,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4273\/revisions\/4274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}