{"id":4265,"date":"2022-01-03T13:19:40","date_gmt":"2022-01-03T21:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4265"},"modified":"2022-01-03T13:19:40","modified_gmt":"2022-01-03T21:19:40","slug":"220103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2022\/01\/03\/220103\/","title":{"rendered":"220103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2022\/220103.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>220103<br \/>\nSo many options<\/p>\n<p>As a yank<br \/>\nShould I wank<br \/>\nTill there&#8217;s nothing in the tank?<br \/>\nOr<br \/>\nAs a mick<br \/>\nShould I flick<br \/>\nRapidly upon my dick?<br \/>\nOr<br \/>\nAs a chap<br \/>\nShould I slap<br \/>\nMy salami and then nap?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"220103 So many options As a yank Should I wank Till there\\'s nothing in the tank? Or As a mick Should I flick Rapidly upon my dick? Or As a chap Should I slap My salami and then nap?\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>220103 So many options As a yank Should I wank Till there&#8217;s nothing in the tank? Or As a mick Should I flick Rapidly upon my dick? Or As a chap Should I slap My salami and then nap?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[66,78,53,29,97,127],"class_list":["post-4265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dick","tag-flags","tag-food","tag-ireland","tag-naughty","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4265"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4266,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4265\/revisions\/4266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}