{"id":4246,"date":"2021-12-17T14:02:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-17T22:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4246"},"modified":"2021-12-22T12:42:09","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T20:42:09","slug":"211217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/12\/17\/211217\/","title":{"rendered":"211217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211217.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211217<br \/>\nHe kept his black heart in a freezer<\/p>\n<p>There once was a nasty old geezer<br \/>\nA Scrooge by the name Ebenezer<br \/>\nHe acted that way<br \/>\nSince it took all day<br \/>\nTo find his small dick with a tweezer<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"211217 He kept his black heart in a freezer There once was a nasty old geezer A Scrooge by the name Ebenezer He acted that way Since it took all day To find his small dick with a tweezer\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211217 He kept his black heart in a freezer There once was a nasty old geezer A Scrooge by the name Ebenezer He acted that way Since it took all day To find his small dick with a tweezer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[90,66,39,14],"class_list":["post-4246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-colors","tag-dick","tag-holidays","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4248,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4246\/revisions\/4248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}