{"id":4233,"date":"2021-12-06T10:11:55","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T18:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4233"},"modified":"2021-12-22T12:42:52","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T20:42:52","slug":"211206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/12\/06\/211206\/","title":{"rendered":"211206"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211206.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211206<br \/>\nSemen on a demon<\/p>\n<p>There is a demon on a shelf<br \/>\nHe wears the skin of Santa&#8217;s elf<br \/>\nHe keeps an eye on girls and boys<br \/>\nTo rob them of their Christmas toys<br \/>\nHe tells their parents they&#8217;ve been bad<br \/>\nBecause he loves when kids are sad<br \/>\nHe tells such lies with hateful glee<br \/>\nSo you&#8217;ll get nothing &#8216;neath the tree<br \/>\nNo bikes to ride or games to play<br \/>\nAnd when he ruins Christmas Day<br \/>\nHe hides behind the cups and delph<br \/>\nThat demon can go fuck himself!<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"211206 Semen on a demon There is a demon on a shelf He wears the skin of Santa&#039;s elf He keeps an eye on girls and boys To rob them of their Christmas toys He tells their parents they&#039;ve been bad Because he loves when kids are sad He tells such lies with hateful glee So you&#039;ll get nothing &#039;neath the tree No bikes to ride or games to play And when he ruins Christmas Day He hides behind the cups and delph That demon can go fuck himself!\" data-rvtts-voice=\"UK English Female\" data-rvtts-brand-url=\"https:\/\/responsivevoice.org\/?utm_source=wordpress-plugin&amp;utm_medium=referral&amp;utm_campaign=powered-by\" data-rvtts-brand-label=\"Powered by ResponsiveVoice\"><svg class=\"rvtts-icon\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 22 22\" fill=\"currentColor\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M11 0C4.92345 0 0 4.92345 0 11C0 13.2683 0.690345 15.3772 1.86621 17.1221L0.811724 21.0517L4.70345 20.0124C6.48621 21.2641 8.65586 22 11 22C17.0766 22 22 17.0766 22 11C22 4.92345 17.0766 0 11 0ZM3.99793 9.99862C3.99793 9.44483 4.44552 8.99724 4.99931 8.99724C5.5531 8.99724 6.00069 9.44483 6.00069 9.99862V12.0014C6.00069 12.5552 5.5531 13.0028 4.99931 13.0028C4.44552 13.0028 3.99793 12.5552 3.99793 12.0014V9.99862ZM8.99724 13.9966C8.99724 14.5503 8.54966 14.9979 7.99586 14.9979C7.44207 14.9979 6.99448 14.5503 6.99448 13.9966V7.99586C6.99448 7.44207 7.44207 6.99448 7.99586 6.99448C8.54966 6.99448 8.99724 7.44207 8.99724 7.99586V13.9966ZM12.0014 17.0007C12.0014 17.5545 11.5538 18.0021 11 18.0021C10.4462 18.0021 9.99862 17.5545 9.99862 17.0007V4.99931C9.99862 4.44552 10.4462 3.99793 11 3.99793C11.5538 3.99793 12.0014 4.44552 12.0014 4.99931V17.0007ZM14.9979 13.9966C14.9979 14.5503 14.5503 14.9979 13.9966 14.9979C13.4428 14.9979 12.9952 14.5503 12.9952 13.9966V7.99586C12.9952 7.44207 13.4428 6.99448 13.9966 6.99448C14.5503 6.99448 14.9979 7.44207 14.9979 7.99586V13.9966ZM18.0021 12.0014C18.0021 12.5552 17.5545 13.0028 17.0007 13.0028C16.4469 13.0028 15.9993 12.5552 15.9993 12.0014V9.99862C15.9993 9.44483 16.4469 8.99724 17.0007 8.99724C17.5545 8.99724 18.0021 9.44483 18.0021 9.99862V12.0014Z\"\/><\/svg><span class=\"responsivevoice-button__label\">Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211206 Semen on a demon There is a demon on a shelf He wears the skin of Santa&#8217;s elf He keeps an eye on girls and boys To rob them of their Christmas toys He tells their parents they&#8217;ve been bad Because he loves when kids are sad He tells such lies with hateful glee &hellip; 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