{"id":4233,"date":"2021-12-06T10:11:55","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T18:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4233"},"modified":"2021-12-22T12:42:52","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T20:42:52","slug":"211206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/12\/06\/211206\/","title":{"rendered":"211206"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211206.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211206<br \/>\nSemen on a demon<\/p>\n<p>There is a demon on a shelf<br \/>\nHe wears the skin of Santa&#8217;s elf<br \/>\nHe keeps an eye on girls and boys<br \/>\nTo rob them of their Christmas toys<br \/>\nHe tells their parents they&#8217;ve been bad<br \/>\nBecause he loves when kids are sad<br \/>\nHe tells such lies with hateful glee<br \/>\nSo you&#8217;ll get nothing &#8216;neath the tree<br \/>\nNo bikes to ride or games to play<br \/>\nAnd when he ruins Christmas Day<br \/>\nHe hides behind the cups and delph<br \/>\nThat demon can go fuck himself!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"211206 Semen on a demon There is a demon on a shelf He wears the skin of Santa\\'s elf He keeps an eye on girls and boys To rob them of their Christmas toys He tells their parents they\\'ve been bad Because he loves when kids are sad He tells such lies with hateful glee So you\\'ll get nothing \\'neath the tree No bikes to ride or games to play And when he ruins Christmas Day He hides behind the cups and delph That demon can go fuck himself!\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211206 Semen on a demon There is a demon on a shelf He wears the skin of Santa&#8217;s elf He keeps an eye on girls and boys To rob them of their Christmas toys He tells their parents they&#8217;ve been bad Because he loves when kids are sad He tells such lies with hateful glee &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/12\/06\/211206\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">211206<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[39,31,88,14],"class_list":["post-4233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-holidays","tag-tabletop-games","tag-toys","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4234,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4233\/revisions\/4234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}