{"id":4202,"date":"2021-11-05T15:01:27","date_gmt":"2021-11-05T22:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4202"},"modified":"2021-11-05T15:01:27","modified_gmt":"2021-11-05T22:01:27","slug":"211105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/11\/05\/211105\/","title":{"rendered":"211105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211105.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211105<br \/>\nAlice Nelson and the Brady Grail<\/p>\n<p>There once was a housemaid named Alice<br \/>\nWho liked to clean Mike Brady&#8217;s phallus<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d rub and tug it<br \/>\nThen lickety split<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d drain it like the holy chalice<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"211105 Alice Nelson and the Brady Grail There once was a housemaid named Alice Who liked to clean Mike Brady\\'s phallus She\\'d rub and tug it Then lickety split She\\'d drain it like the holy chalice\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211105 Alice Nelson and the Brady Grail There once was a housemaid named Alice Who liked to clean Mike Brady&#8217;s phallus She&#8217;d rub and tug it Then lickety split She&#8217;d drain it like the holy chalice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,97,71,12],"class_list":["post-4202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-naughty","tag-religion","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4203,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4202\/revisions\/4203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}