{"id":4186,"date":"2021-10-22T15:25:48","date_gmt":"2021-10-22T22:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4186"},"modified":"2021-10-25T12:08:50","modified_gmt":"2021-10-25T19:08:50","slug":"211022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/10\/22\/211022\/","title":{"rendered":"211022"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211022.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211022<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s good to be the queen<\/p>\n<p>There once was a monarch named Betty<br \/>\nWho liked sex with men who were petty<br \/>\nIf they had small minds<br \/>\nAnd sturdy behinds<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d frivolously get all sweaty<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"211022 It\\'s good to be the queen There once was a monarch named Betty Who liked sex with men who were petty If they had small minds And sturdy behinds They\\'d frivolously get all sweaty\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211022 It&#8217;s good to be the queen There once was a monarch named Betty Who liked sex with men who were petty If they had small minds And sturdy behinds They&#8217;d frivolously get all sweaty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[18,97,79,55],"class_list":["post-4186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-celebrities","tag-naughty","tag-signs","tag-uk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4187,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4186\/revisions\/4187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}