{"id":4179,"date":"2021-10-15T14:33:35","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T21:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4179"},"modified":"2021-10-15T14:33:35","modified_gmt":"2021-10-15T21:33:35","slug":"211015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/10\/15\/211015\/","title":{"rendered":"211015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/211015.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>211015<br \/>\nHe has so much updog<\/p>\n<p>There once was a vampire named Colin<br \/>\nHis energy draining was ballin&#8217;<br \/>\nHis weapon of choice<br \/>\nA monotone voice<br \/>\nGot everyone&#8217;s head to start lollin&#8217;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"211015 He has so much updog There once was a vampire named Colin His energy draining was ballin\\' His weapon of choice A monotone voice Got everyone\\'s head to start lollin\\'\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>211015 He has so much updog There once was a vampire named Colin His energy draining was ballin&#8217; His weapon of choice A monotone voice Got everyone&#8217;s head to start lollin&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[35,12,83],"class_list":["post-4179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-horror","tag-tv","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4179"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4180,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4179\/revisions\/4180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}