{"id":4146,"date":"2021-09-17T11:06:37","date_gmt":"2021-09-17T18:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4146"},"modified":"2021-09-17T11:06:37","modified_gmt":"2021-09-17T18:06:37","slug":"210917","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/09\/17\/210917\/","title":{"rendered":"210917"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210917.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210917<br \/>\nHe put a dongle up his dingle<\/p>\n<p>A lad with a USB cable<br \/>\nInserted it &#8217;cause he was able<br \/>\nHe tried this strange trick<br \/>\nTo measure his dick<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s totally true &#8211; not a fable<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210917 He put a dongle up his dingle A lad with a USB cable Inserted it \\'cause he was able He tried this strange trick To measure his dick It\\'s totally true - not a fable\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210917 He put a dongle up his dingle A lad with a USB cable Inserted it &#8217;cause he was able He tried this strange trick To measure his dick It&#8217;s totally true &#8211; not a fable<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,80],"class_list":["post-4146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4147,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4146\/revisions\/4147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}