{"id":4137,"date":"2021-09-08T13:42:37","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T20:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4137"},"modified":"2021-09-08T13:42:37","modified_gmt":"2021-09-08T20:42:37","slug":"210908","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/09\/08\/210908\/","title":{"rendered":"210908"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210908.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210908<br \/>\nMerry birthday<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Twas the night before birthday, and inside my place<br \/>\nLinc and Brownie are sitting in front of my face<br \/>\nI&#8217;m trying to watch Parks and Rec season two<br \/>\nBut these selfish monsters are blocking my view<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t have a cake and not even one toy<br \/>\nBut they want to be near a good little boy<br \/>\nNow Brownie, now Lincoln, if you&#8217;ll both sit still<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll give brand new meaning to Netflix and chill<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210908 Merry birthday \\'Twas the night before birthday, and inside my place Linc and Brownie are sitting in front of my face I\\'m trying to watch Parks and Rec season two But these selfish monsters are blocking my view They don\\'t have a cake and not even one toy But they want to be near a good little boy Now Brownie, now Lincoln, if you\\'ll both sit still We\\'ll give brand new meaning to Netflix and chill\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210908 Merry birthday &#8216;Twas the night before birthday, and inside my place Linc and Brownie are sitting in front of my face I&#8217;m trying to watch Parks and Rec season two But these selfish monsters are blocking my view They don&#8217;t have a cake and not even one toy But they want to be near &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/09\/08\/210908\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210908<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,40,53,39,72,8,99,80,88,12],"class_list":["post-4137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-birthday","tag-brownie","tag-food","tag-holidays","tag-home","tag-linc","tag-sit","tag-tech","tag-toys","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4138,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4137\/revisions\/4138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}