{"id":4130,"date":"2021-09-01T11:58:05","date_gmt":"2021-09-01T18:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4130"},"modified":"2021-09-01T11:58:05","modified_gmt":"2021-09-01T18:58:05","slug":"210901","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/09\/01\/210901\/","title":{"rendered":"210901"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210901.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210901<br \/>\nLong, straight, curly, fuzzy<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s here, it&#8217;s there, I do declare<br \/>\nAround the house, there&#8217;s so much hair!<br \/>\nI sweep it up from nine to five<br \/>\nBut I can&#8217;t stop, that hair&#8217;s alive!<br \/>\nIt falls off Linc and Brownie Bear<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on the ground, it&#8217;s in the air<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s black and brown and coarse and fine<br \/>\nI cannot lie, some hair is mine<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on the rug and every stair<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on the couch and every chair<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on my shirt, it&#8217;s on my hat<br \/>\nI have enough to make a cat<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s on my face and derri\u00e8re<br \/>\nThis feckin&#8217; hair is everywhere!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210901 Long, straight, curly, fuzzy It\\'s here, it\\'s there, I do declare Around the house, there\\'s so much hair! I sweep it up from nine to five But I can\\'t stop, that hair\\'s alive! It falls off Linc and Brownie Bear It\\'s on the ground, it\\'s in the air It\\'s black and brown and coarse and fine I cannot lie, some hair is mine It\\'s on the rug and every stair It\\'s on the couch and every chair It\\'s on my shirt, it\\'s on my hat I have enough to make a cat It\\'s on my face and derri\u00e8re This feckin\\' hair is everywhere!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210901 Long, straight, curly, fuzzy It&#8217;s here, it&#8217;s there, I do declare Around the house, there&#8217;s so much hair! I sweep it up from nine to five But I can&#8217;t stop, that hair&#8217;s alive! It falls off Linc and Brownie Bear It&#8217;s on the ground, it&#8217;s in the air It&#8217;s black and brown and coarse &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/09\/01\/210901\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210901<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,90,74,84,8,94],"class_list":["post-4130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-colors","tag-crazy","tag-hair","tag-linc","tag-numbers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4131,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4130\/revisions\/4131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}