{"id":4118,"date":"2021-08-20T09:42:21","date_gmt":"2021-08-20T16:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4118"},"modified":"2021-08-20T09:42:21","modified_gmt":"2021-08-20T16:42:21","slug":"210820","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/08\/20\/210820\/","title":{"rendered":"210820"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210820.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210820<br \/>\nHappy Birthday Linc!<\/p>\n<p>I have a cat, his name is Linc<br \/>\nHis fur is soft and black as ink<br \/>\nHis claws are sharp, his butthole pink<br \/>\nAround the house he likes to slink<br \/>\nThen disappears before I blink<br \/>\nHe thinks that Brownie is a fink<br \/>\nHe likes to make his boxes stink<br \/>\nHis antics push me to the brink<br \/>\nSo, twice a month I see a shrink<br \/>\nThat little shit drives me to drink<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210820 Happy Birthday Linc! I have a cat, his name is Linc His fur is soft and black as ink His claws are sharp, his butthole pink Around the house he likes to slink Then disappears before I blink He thinks that Brownie is a fink He likes to make his boxes stink His antics push me to the brink So, twice a month I see a shrink That little shit drives me to drink\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210820 Happy Birthday Linc! I have a cat, his name is Linc His fur is soft and black as ink His claws are sharp, his butthole pink Around the house he likes to slink Then disappears before I blink He thinks that Brownie is a fink He likes to make his boxes stink His antics &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/08\/20\/210820\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210820<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,40,90,74,68,8,17],"class_list":["post-4118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-birthday","tag-brownie","tag-colors","tag-crazy","tag-drinking","tag-linc","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4119,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4118\/revisions\/4119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}