{"id":4109,"date":"2021-08-11T15:32:46","date_gmt":"2021-08-11T22:32:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4109"},"modified":"2021-08-11T15:32:46","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T22:32:46","slug":"210811","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/08\/11\/210811\/","title":{"rendered":"210811"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210811.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210811<br \/>\nWhy not&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>What if Marvel made a series<br \/>\nBased on fans&#8217; obsessive queries?<br \/>\nThey could tell the same old fables<br \/>\nBut some change would turn the tables<br \/>\nThe Hulk is tame and not a brute<br \/>\nA talking raccoon says, &#8220;I&#8217;m Groot!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd Iron Man&#8217;s not built by Stark<br \/>\nInstead he makes a copper shark!<br \/>\nNick Fury&#8217;s still a super spy<br \/>\nHis patch is on his other eye!<br \/>\nAnd baldy Watcher shows the diff<br \/>\nYou know they&#8217;d call that show What If&#8230;?<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210811 Why not...? What if Marvel made a series Based on fans\\' obsessive queries? They could tell the same old fables But some change would turn the tables The Hulk is tame and not a brute A talking raccoon says, \\\"I\\'m Groot!\\\" And Iron Man\\'s not built by Stark Instead he makes a copper shark! Nick Fury\\'s still a super spy His patch is on his other eye! And baldy Watcher shows the diff You know they\\'d call that show What If...?\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210811 Why not&#8230;? What if Marvel made a series Based on fans&#8217; obsessive queries? They could tell the same old fables But some change would turn the tables The Hulk is tame and not a brute A talking raccoon says, &#8220;I&#8217;m Groot!&#8221; And Iron Man&#8217;s not built by Stark Instead he makes a copper shark! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/08\/11\/210811\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210811<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,84,125,12],"class_list":["post-4109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-comic-books","tag-hair","tag-marvel","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4110,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4109\/revisions\/4110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}