{"id":4084,"date":"2021-07-19T09:14:59","date_gmt":"2021-07-19T16:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4084"},"modified":"2021-07-19T09:14:59","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T16:14:59","slug":"210719","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/07\/19\/210719\/","title":{"rendered":"210719"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210719.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210719<br \/>\nAnimate Objects FTW!<\/p>\n<p>We were in a dungeon<br \/>\nAt least six levels deep<br \/>\nI cast Animate Objects<br \/>\nI was a rock lobber!<br \/>\nRock lobber &#8211; rock lobber<br \/>\nWe were on a new plane<br \/>\nEverybody had leveled up<br \/>\nSomebody then opened a lock<br \/>\nAnd there they saw a vrock<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t a roc<br \/>\nI was a rock lobber<br \/>\nRock lobber &#8211; rock lobber<br \/>\nDwarf is a cleric, bard is halfling<br \/>\nEverybody&#8217;s clashin&#8217; &#8211; everybody&#8217;s bashin&#8217;<br \/>\nFlyin&#8217; over lava &#8211; gettin&#8217; stunned<br \/>\nBlastin&#8217; demons, blastin&#8217; till it&#8217;s done<br \/>\nHe was a big pest &#8211; we need a short rest<br \/>\nPass the healing potion<br \/>\nHere comes a giant boar<br \/>\nThere goes a manticore<br \/>\nIn walked a blink dog<br \/>\nThere goes a death dog<br \/>\nChased by a werecat<br \/>\nIn flew a sea hag<br \/>\nWatch out for that beholder<br \/>\nThere goes a dragon<br \/>\nHere comes a demogorgon!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210719 Animate Objects FTW! 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We were in a dungeon At least six levels deep I cast Animate Objects I was a rock lobber! Rock lobber &#8211; rock lobber We were on a new plane Everybody had leveled up Somebody then opened a lock And there they saw a vrock It wasn&#8217;t a roc I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/07\/19\/210719\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210719<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,120,119,19,94,26,83],"class_list":["post-4084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-dnd","tag-magic","tag-nerd","tag-numbers","tag-song","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4085,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4084\/revisions\/4085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}