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210719
\nAnimate Objects FTW!<\/p>\n

We were in a dungeon
\nAt least six levels deep
\nI cast Animate Objects
\nI was a rock lobber!
\nRock lobber – rock lobber
\nWe were on a new plane
\nEverybody had leveled up
\nSomebody then opened a lock
\nAnd there they saw a vrock
\nIt wasn’t a roc
\nI was a rock lobber
\nRock lobber – rock lobber
\nDwarf is a cleric, bard is halfling
\nEverybody’s clashin’ – everybody’s bashin’
\nFlyin’ over lava – gettin’ stunned
\nBlastin’ demons, blastin’ till it’s done
\nHe was a big pest – we need a short rest
\nPass the healing potion
\nHere comes a giant boar
\nThere goes a manticore
\nIn walked a blink dog
\nThere goes a death dog
\nChased by a werecat
\nIn flew a sea hag
\nWatch out for that beholder
\nThere goes a dragon
\nHere comes a demogorgon!<\/p>\n