{"id":4074,"date":"2021-07-09T10:58:39","date_gmt":"2021-07-09T17:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4074"},"modified":"2021-07-09T10:58:39","modified_gmt":"2021-07-09T17:58:39","slug":"210709","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/07\/09\/210709\/","title":{"rendered":"210709"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210709.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210709<br \/>\nA short burst of inconsequential information<\/p>\n<p>There is a web app known as Twitter<br \/>\nThat most people read on the shitter<br \/>\nUnless you&#8217;re spray tanned<br \/>\nAnd forever banned<br \/>\nThen you sue them &#8217;cause you are bitter<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210709 A short burst of inconsequential information There is a web app known as Twitter That most people read on the shitter Unless you\\'re spray tanned And forever banned Then you sue them \\'cause you are bitter\", \"US English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210709 A short burst of inconsequential information There is a web app known as Twitter That most people read on the shitter Unless you&#8217;re spray tanned And forever banned Then you sue them &#8217;cause you are bitter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[49,18,92,17,80],"class_list":["post-4074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-bathroom","tag-celebrities","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-poo","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4074"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4076,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4074\/revisions\/4076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}