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210621
\nHappy yoga day<\/p>\n

I want to go to Rome in Italia
\nBut you have to dress the part
\nAnd I don’t look good wearing a toga
\nT-O-G-A, toga
\nI have to lose some weight, so I sat on a rug
\nI reached for my toes
\n‘Cause I’m gonna try to do some Yoga
\nY-O-G-A, yoga
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga
\nWell, I’m not the world’s most flexible guy
\nBut when I bent my back I nearly broke my spine
\nFuckin’ yoga!
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga
\nWell, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
\nHow people touch their toes
\nJust by reaching their hand
\nFuckin’ yoga!
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga
\nWell, I bent, posed, stretched and strained all night
\nBut still my hamstring’s just too tight
\nI stood straight up, and then went on my knees
\nAnd demonstrated how an old dog pees
\nWell, I’m not the world’s most dexterous man
\nBut I know what I am and I’m just a fat man
\nWho can’t do Yoga
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga
\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<\/p>\n