{"id":4056,"date":"2021-06-21T14:33:19","date_gmt":"2021-06-21T21:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4056"},"modified":"2021-06-21T14:33:19","modified_gmt":"2021-06-21T21:33:19","slug":"210621","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/06\/21\/210621\/","title":{"rendered":"210621"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210621.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210621<br \/>\nHappy yoga day<\/p>\n<p>I want to go to Rome in Italia<br \/>\nBut you have to dress the part<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t look good wearing a toga<br \/>\nT-O-G-A, toga<br \/>\nI have to lose some weight, so I sat on a rug<br \/>\nI reached for my toes<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;m gonna try to do some Yoga<br \/>\nY-O-G-A, yoga<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<br \/>\nWell, I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s most flexible guy<br \/>\nBut when I bent my back I nearly broke my spine<br \/>\nFuckin&#8217; yoga!<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<br \/>\nWell, I&#8217;m not dumb, but I can&#8217;t understand<br \/>\nHow people touch their toes<br \/>\nJust by reaching their hand<br \/>\nFuckin&#8217; yoga!<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<br \/>\nWell, I bent, posed, stretched and strained all night<br \/>\nBut still my hamstring&#8217;s just too tight<br \/>\nI stood straight up, and then went on my knees<br \/>\nAnd demonstrated how an old dog pees<br \/>\nWell, I&#8217;m not the world&#8217;s most dexterous man<br \/>\nBut I know what I am and I&#8217;m just a fat man<br \/>\nWho can&#8217;t do Yoga<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<br \/>\nYo-yo-yo-yo Yoga<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210621 Happy yoga day I want to go to Rome in Italia But you have to dress the part And I don\\'t look good wearing a toga T-O-G-A, toga I have to lose some weight, so I sat on a rug I reached for my toes \\'Cause I\\'m gonna try to do some Yoga Y-O-G-A, yoga Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoga Well, I\\'m not the world\\'s most flexible guy But when I bent my back I nearly broke my spine Fuckin\\' yoga! 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