{"id":4053,"date":"2021-06-18T10:23:52","date_gmt":"2021-06-18T17:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4053"},"modified":"2021-06-18T10:23:52","modified_gmt":"2021-06-18T17:23:52","slug":"210618","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/06\/18\/210618\/","title":{"rendered":"210618"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210618.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210618<br \/>\nA yankee is a quickie when you&#8217;re alone<\/p>\n<p>This dork who would cheer for the Yankees<br \/>\nWould fill all his pockets with hankies<br \/>\nWhen there was no doubt<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d whip a cloth out<br \/>\nAnd celebrate with a few wankees<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210618 A yankee is a quickie when you\\'re alone This dork who would cheer for the Yankees Would fill all his pockets with hankies When there was no doubt He\\'d whip a cloth out And celebrate with a few wankees\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210618 A yankee is a quickie when you&#8217;re alone This dork who would cheer for the Yankees Would fill all his pockets with hankies When there was no doubt He&#8217;d whip a cloth out And celebrate with a few wankees<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[32,97,12,127],"class_list":["post-4053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-baseball","tag-naughty","tag-tv","tag-wank"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4054,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4053\/revisions\/4054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}