{"id":4008,"date":"2021-05-28T09:14:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-28T16:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2021-05-28T09:14:29","modified_gmt":"2021-05-28T16:14:29","slug":"210528","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/05\/28\/210528\/","title":{"rendered":"210528"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210528.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210528<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t bogart those plums<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you the tale of Miss Humphrey<br \/>\nWho gorged herself on a packed plum tree<br \/>\nShe ran to the loo<br \/>\nGot stuck as she blew<br \/>\nThen struggled to get her big bum free<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210528 Don\\'t bogart those plums I\\'ll tell you the tale of Miss Humphrey Who gorged herself on a packed plum tree She ran to the loo Got stuck as she blew Then struggled to get her big bum free\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210528 Don&#8217;t bogart those plums I&#8217;ll tell you the tale of Miss Humphrey Who gorged herself on a packed plum tree She ran to the loo Got stuck as she blew Then struggled to get her big bum free<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[49,53,17],"class_list":["post-4008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-bathroom","tag-food","tag-poo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4009,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}