{"id":3993,"date":"2021-05-14T14:49:51","date_gmt":"2021-05-14T21:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3993"},"modified":"2021-05-17T15:16:09","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T22:16:09","slug":"210514","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/05\/14\/210514\/","title":{"rendered":"210514"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210514.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210514<br \/>\nDapper fapper<\/p>\n<p>The dandy who dressed rather spiffy<br \/>\nRequested relief in a jiffy<br \/>\nHis quaintrelle masseuse<br \/>\nDid swiftly deduce<br \/>\nHis stress was contained in his stiffy<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210514 Dapper fapper The dandy who dressed rather spiffy Requested relief in a jiffy His quaintrelle masseuse Did swiftly deduce His stress was contained in his stiffy\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210514 Dapper fapper The dandy who dressed rather spiffy Requested relief in a jiffy His quaintrelle masseuse Did swiftly deduce His stress was contained in his stiffy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[66,84,97],"class_list":["post-3993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-dick","tag-hair","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3993"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3997,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3993\/revisions\/3997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}