{"id":3969,"date":"2021-05-03T15:24:06","date_gmt":"2021-05-03T22:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3969"},"modified":"2021-05-03T15:24:06","modified_gmt":"2021-05-03T22:24:06","slug":"210503","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/05\/03\/210503\/","title":{"rendered":"210503"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210503.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210503<br \/>\nBill Gates&#8217; loss might be my gain<\/p>\n<p>Melinda, I see you&#8217;re soon single<br \/>\nI am too if you want to mingle<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t have as much cash as Billy<br \/>\nWhile he&#8217;s smart, I&#8217;m simple and silly<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve had a nerd with piles of money<br \/>\nYou should try one who&#8217;s broke and funny<br \/>\nIf you want a goofball who&#8217;s humble<br \/>\nSwipe right on me when you&#8217;re on Bumble<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210503 Bill Gates\\' loss might be my gain Melinda, I see you\\'re soon single I am too if you want to mingle I don\\'t have as much cash as Billy While he\\'s smart, I\\'m simple and silly You\\'ve had a nerd with piles of money You should try one who\\'s broke and funny If you want a goofball who\\'s humble Swipe right on me when you\\'re on Bumble\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210503 Bill Gates&#8217; loss might be my gain Melinda, I see you&#8217;re soon single I am too if you want to mingle I don&#8217;t have as much cash as Billy While he&#8217;s smart, I&#8217;m simple and silly You&#8217;ve had a nerd with piles of money You should try one who&#8217;s broke and funny If you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/05\/03\/210503\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210503<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,101,19,75,80],"class_list":["post-3969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-celebrities","tag-money","tag-nerd","tag-news","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3970,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3969\/revisions\/3970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}