{"id":3959,"date":"2021-04-23T10:56:05","date_gmt":"2021-04-23T17:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3959"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:42:01","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T20:42:01","slug":"210423","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/04\/23\/210423\/","title":{"rendered":"210423"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210423.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210423<br \/>\nMy baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo<\/p>\n<p>There once was a man from Toledo<br \/>\nWho had a voracious libido<br \/>\nIf his tinder date<br \/>\nWas willing to mate<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d sink her with his pink torpedo<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210423 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo There once was a man from Toledo Who had a voracious libido If his tinder date Was willing to mate He\\'d sink her with his pink torpedo\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210423 My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo There once was a man from Toledo Who had a voracious libido If his tinder date Was willing to mate He&#8217;d sink her with his pink torpedo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,90,128,97,80,83],"class_list":["post-3959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-colors","tag-dating","tag-naughty","tag-tech","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3960,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3959\/revisions\/3960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}