{"id":3944,"date":"2021-04-09T10:21:50","date_gmt":"2021-04-09T17:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3944"},"modified":"2021-04-12T14:03:11","modified_gmt":"2021-04-12T21:03:11","slug":"210409","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/04\/09\/210409\/","title":{"rendered":"210409"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210409.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210409<br \/>\nWho converted whom?<\/p>\n<p>There once was a Mormon on mission<br \/>\nWho learned he&#8217;d a unique condition<br \/>\nWhen he would convert<br \/>\nHe then couldn&#8217;t squirt<br \/>\nUnless in the doggie position<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210409 Who converted whom? There once was a Mormon on mission Who learned he\\'d a unique condition When he would convert He then couldn\\'t squirt Unless in the doggie position\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210409 Who converted whom? There once was a Mormon on mission Who learned he&#8217;d a unique condition When he would convert He then couldn&#8217;t squirt Unless in the doggie position<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65,66,97,71],"class_list":["post-3944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boobies","tag-dick","tag-naughty","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3944"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3946,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3944\/revisions\/3946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}