{"id":3928,"date":"2021-03-24T12:23:19","date_gmt":"2021-03-24T19:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3928"},"modified":"2021-03-24T12:23:19","modified_gmt":"2021-03-24T19:23:19","slug":"210324","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/03\/24\/210324\/","title":{"rendered":"210324"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210324.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210324<br \/>\nEver Given is giving nightmares<\/p>\n<p>You would be everyone&#8217;s least favorite pal<br \/>\nIf your boat blocked up the Suez Canal<br \/>\nKickstarted board games will lift my morale<br \/>\nUnless they&#8217;re stuck in the Suez Canal<br \/>\nAs poems go this is dull and banal<br \/>\nBut not as fucked as the Suez Canal<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210324 Ever Given is giving nightmares You would be everyone\\'s least favorite pal If your boat blocked up the Suez Canal Kickstarted board games will lift my morale Unless they\\'re stuck in the Suez Canal As poems go this is dull and banal But not as fucked as the Suez Canal\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210324 Ever Given is giving nightmares You would be everyone&#8217;s least favorite pal If your boat blocked up the Suez Canal Kickstarted board games will lift my morale Unless they&#8217;re stuck in the Suez Canal As poems go this is dull and banal But not as fucked as the Suez Canal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,37,81,31,80],"class_list":["post-3928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-boats","tag-friends","tag-rhymes","tag-tabletop-games","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3928"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3929,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3928\/revisions\/3929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}