{"id":3926,"date":"2021-03-22T16:09:30","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T23:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3926"},"modified":"2021-03-22T16:09:30","modified_gmt":"2021-03-22T23:09:30","slug":"210322","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/03\/22\/210322\/","title":{"rendered":"210322"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210322.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210322<br \/>\nSean is awkward dot com<\/p>\n<p>Awkward isn&#8217;t hot<br \/>\nAwkward&#8217;s all I got<br \/>\nAwkward&#8217;s not a lot<br \/>\nAwkward&#8217;s my last shot<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210322 Sean is awkward dot com Awkward isn\\'t hot Awkward\\'s all I got Awkward\\'s not a lot Awkward\\'s my last shot\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210322 Sean is awkward dot com Awkward isn&#8217;t hot Awkward&#8217;s all I got Awkward&#8217;s not a lot Awkward&#8217;s my last shot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[74,80],"class_list":["post-3926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-crazy","tag-tech"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3926"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3927,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3926\/revisions\/3927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}