{"id":3908,"date":"2021-03-03T14:42:24","date_gmt":"2021-03-03T22:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3908"},"modified":"2021-09-20T13:42:11","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T20:42:11","slug":"210303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/03\/03\/210303\/","title":{"rendered":"210303"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210303.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210303<br \/>\nDating in Ireland<\/p>\n<p>I wanted a ride, but she gave me a lift<br \/>\nI asked for a kiss, but she gave me the shift<br \/>\nI wanted a friend, but she said I&#8217;m her mate<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s taking the piss, this is such a weird date<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210303 Dating in Ireland I wanted a ride, but she gave me a lift I asked for a kiss, but she gave me the shift I wanted a friend, but she said I\\'m her mate She\\'s taking the piss, this is such a weird date\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210303 Dating in Ireland I wanted a ride, but she gave me a lift I asked for a kiss, but she gave me the shift I wanted a friend, but she said I&#8217;m her mate She&#8217;s taking the piss, this is such a weird date<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[128,37,29,87],"class_list":["post-3908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-dating","tag-friends","tag-ireland","tag-tea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3908"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3908"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3908\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}