{"id":3877,"date":"2021-02-08T15:13:21","date_gmt":"2021-02-08T23:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3877"},"modified":"2021-02-08T15:13:21","modified_gmt":"2021-02-08T23:13:21","slug":"210208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/08\/210208\/","title":{"rendered":"210208"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210208.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210208<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s 8:01<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s one thing that I really hate<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s when something is really late<br \/>\nI will admit my nasty trait<br \/>\nDoes not one bit make me look great<br \/>\nWhen not on time, I get irate<br \/>\nMy mouth will froth, my hips gyrate<br \/>\nIt puts me in a wretched state<br \/>\nSo mad that I expectorate<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll get all tense and flatulate<br \/>\nAnd through the roof goes my heart rate<br \/>\nWhere is my food? 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