{"id":3877,"date":"2021-02-08T15:13:21","date_gmt":"2021-02-08T23:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3877"},"modified":"2021-02-08T15:13:21","modified_gmt":"2021-02-08T23:13:21","slug":"210208","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/08\/210208\/","title":{"rendered":"210208"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210208.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210208<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s 8:01<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s one thing that I really hate<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s when something is really late<br \/>\nI will admit my nasty trait<br \/>\nDoes not one bit make me look great<br \/>\nWhen not on time, I get irate<br \/>\nMy mouth will froth, my hips gyrate<br \/>\nIt puts me in a wretched state<br \/>\nSo mad that I expectorate<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll get all tense and flatulate<br \/>\nAnd through the roof goes my heart rate<br \/>\nWhere is my food? I cannot wait!<br \/>\nThey said that they&#8217;d be here by eight!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210208 It\\'s 8:01 There\\'s one thing that I really hate It\\'s when something is really late I will admit my nasty trait Does not one bit make me look great When not on time, I get irate My mouth will froth, my hips gyrate It puts me in a wretched state So mad that I expectorate I\\'ll get all tense and flatulate And through the roof goes my heart rate Where is my food? I cannot wait! They said that they\\'d be here by eight!\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210208 It&#8217;s 8:01 There&#8217;s one thing that I really hate It&#8217;s when something is really late I will admit my nasty trait Does not one bit make me look great When not on time, I get irate My mouth will froth, my hips gyrate It puts me in a wretched state So mad that I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/08\/210208\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210208<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,13,53,94,76],"class_list":["post-3877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-automobiles","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-numbers","tag-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3877"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3877"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3877\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3878,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3877\/revisions\/3878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}