{"id":3854,"date":"2021-02-03T15:33:42","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T23:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3854"},"modified":"2021-02-03T15:33:42","modified_gmt":"2021-02-03T23:33:42","slug":"210203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/03\/210203\/","title":{"rendered":"210203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210203.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210203<br \/>\nLinc and Brownie speak ex cathedra<\/p>\n<p>I sit upon my comfy seat<br \/>\nThere is a cat between my feet<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s sleeping now, it&#8217;s kind of sweet<br \/>\nNot screaming for more food to eat<br \/>\nAnd next to him is Brownie Bear<br \/>\nHe covers me with his brown hair<br \/>\nI cannot move, I&#8217;m stuck &#8211; I swear<br \/>\nI think I need a bigger chair<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210203 Linc and Brownie speak ex cathedra I sit upon my comfy seat There is a cat between my feet He\\'s sleeping now, it\\'s kind of sweet Not screaming for more food to eat And next to him is Brownie Bear He covers me with his brown hair I cannot move, I\\'m stuck - I swear I think I need a bigger chair\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210203 Linc and Brownie speak ex cathedra I sit upon my comfy seat There is a cat between my feet He&#8217;s sleeping now, it&#8217;s kind of sweet Not screaming for more food to eat And next to him is Brownie Bear He covers me with his brown hair I cannot move, I&#8217;m stuck &#8211; I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/03\/210203\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210203<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,90,53,84,8],"class_list":["post-3854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-colors","tag-food","tag-hair","tag-linc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3854"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3854"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3855,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3854\/revisions\/3855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}