{"id":3851,"date":"2021-02-01T14:45:41","date_gmt":"2021-02-01T22:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3851"},"modified":"2021-02-01T14:45:41","modified_gmt":"2021-02-01T22:45:41","slug":"210201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/01\/210201\/","title":{"rendered":"210201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210201.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210201<br \/>\nNone shall pass!<\/p>\n<p>On the stairs, Linc sits and waits<br \/>\nTo attack the things he hates<br \/>\nSometimes it&#8217;s poor Brownie Bear<br \/>\nWith each pass, he loses hair<br \/>\nSometimes laces on my shoes<br \/>\nFeel the wrath of Linc&#8217;s abuse<br \/>\nWiggled fingers near the rail<br \/>\nMove them quick, or he&#8217;ll impale<br \/>\nNinja killer on the steps<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll shred up your quadriceps<br \/>\nIf I go, he&#8217;ll cut me dead<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t need to go to bed&#8230;<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210201 None shall pass! On the stairs, Linc sits and waits To attack the things he hates Sometimes it\\'s poor Brownie Bear With each pass, he loses hair Sometimes laces on my shoes Feel the wrath of Linc\\'s abuse Wiggled fingers near the rail Move them quick, or he\\'ll impale Ninja killer on the steps He\\'ll shred up your quadriceps If I go, he\\'ll cut me dead I don\\'t need to go to bed...\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210201 None shall pass! On the stairs, Linc sits and waits To attack the things he hates Sometimes it&#8217;s poor Brownie Bear With each pass, he loses hair Sometimes laces on my shoes Feel the wrath of Linc&#8217;s abuse Wiggled fingers near the rail Move them quick, or he&#8217;ll impale Ninja killer on the steps &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/02\/01\/210201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210201<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,40,84,8],"class_list":["post-3851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-brownie","tag-hair","tag-linc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3852,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3851\/revisions\/3852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}