{"id":3845,"date":"2021-01-25T15:38:50","date_gmt":"2021-01-25T23:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3845"},"modified":"2022-01-05T08:42:15","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T16:42:15","slug":"210125","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/01\/25\/210125\/","title":{"rendered":"210125"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210125.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210125<br \/>\nDumb dog devours desserts &amp; does damp doo doo<\/p>\n<p>I need to dream a little more<br \/>\nI need to snooze, I need to snore<br \/>\nBut Brownie scratches at the door<br \/>\nHe needs out and I know what for<br \/>\nThat big, dumb dog &#8211; his tummy hurts<br \/>\nHe runs outside, he squats and squirts<br \/>\nHe kinda earned those shakes and spurts<br \/>\nHe should not wolf down my desserts<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210125 Dumb dog devours desserts & does damp doo doo I need to dream a little more I need to snooze, I need to snore But Brownie scratches at the door He needs out and I know what for That big, dumb dog - his tummy hurts He runs outside, he squats and squirts He kinda earned those shakes and spurts He should not wolf down my desserts\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210125 Dumb dog devours desserts &amp; does damp doo doo I need to dream a little more I need to snooze, I need to snore But Brownie scratches at the door He needs out and I know what for That big, dumb dog &#8211; his tummy hurts He runs outside, he squats and squirts He &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/01\/25\/210125\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">210125<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[46,40,96,53,17,73],"class_list":["post-3845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-bed","tag-brownie","tag-door","tag-food","tag-poo","tag-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3845"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4268,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3845\/revisions\/4268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}