{"id":384,"date":"2013-06-10T10:07:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T17:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=384"},"modified":"2016-05-03T11:13:07","modified_gmt":"2016-05-03T18:13:07","slug":"0610","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/06\/10\/0610\/","title":{"rendered":"0610"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/062013\/0610.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>0610<br \/>\nSpring can&#8217;t come soon enough<\/p>\n<p>Drink your wine and drown in your beer<br \/>\nGame of Thrones is done for the year<br \/>\nHard to top what happened last week<br \/>\nBut Ramsay tries by taunting &#8220;Reek&#8221;<br \/>\nTywin and son have a good talk<br \/>\nBalon Greyjoy gets a used cock<br \/>\nYara sails for the Narrow Sea<br \/>\nJaime reunites with Cersei<br \/>\nLord Varys does not impress Shae<br \/>\nDavos helps Gendry get away<br \/>\nStannis may fight beyond the wall<br \/>\nDragon Girl is mother to all<br \/>\nMost think that Sansa is last Stark<br \/>\nArya&#8217;s bite is worse than Hound&#8217;s bark<br \/>\nYgritte with her bow and arrow<br \/>\nPoints out &#8220;You know nothing Jon Snow&#8221;<br \/>\nSam and Gilly find secret door<br \/>\nHodor Hodor Hodor Hodor<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"0610 Spring can\\'t come soon enough Drink your wine and drown in your beer Game of Thrones is done for the year Hard to top what happened last week But Ramsay tries by taunting \\\"Reek\\\" Tywin and son have a good talk Balon Greyjoy gets a used cock Yara sails for the Narrow Sea Jaime reunites with Cersei Lord Varys does not impress Shae Davos helps Gendry get away Stannis may fight beyond the wall Dragon Girl is mother to all Most think that Sansa is last Stark Arya\\'s bite is worse than Hound\\'s bark Ygritte with her bow and arrow Points out \\\"You know nothing Jon Snow\\\" Sam and Gilly find secret door Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0610 Spring can&#8217;t come soon enough Drink your wine and drown in your beer Game of Thrones is done for the year Hard to top what happened last week But Ramsay tries by taunting &#8220;Reek&#8221; Tywin and son have a good talk Balon Greyjoy gets a used cock Yara sails for the Narrow Sea Jaime &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2013\/06\/10\/0610\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">0610<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[59,66,68,30,12,58],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-beer","tag-dick","tag-drinking","tag-game-of-thrones","tag-tv","tag-wine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}