{"id":3835,"date":"2021-01-15T11:31:28","date_gmt":"2021-01-15T19:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3835"},"modified":"2021-01-15T11:31:28","modified_gmt":"2021-01-15T19:31:28","slug":"210115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2021\/01\/15\/210115\/","title":{"rendered":"210115"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2021\/210115.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>210115<br \/>\nMelodious membranophone<\/p>\n<p>The bard with a golden kazoo<br \/>\nPlays melodies to help his crew<br \/>\nHis weapon of choice<br \/>\nA vibrating voice<br \/>\nWhich damages up the wazoo<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"210115 Melodious membranophone The bard with a golden kazoo Plays melodies to help his crew His weapon of choice A vibrating voice Which damages up the wazoo\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>210115 Melodious membranophone The bard with a golden kazoo Plays melodies to help his crew His weapon of choice A vibrating voice Which damages up the wazoo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[90,120,37,119,11,83],"class_list":["post-3835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-colors","tag-dnd","tag-friends","tag-magic","tag-music","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3836,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3835\/revisions\/3836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}