{"id":3812,"date":"2020-12-28T14:26:42","date_gmt":"2020-12-28T22:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3812"},"modified":"2020-12-28T14:26:42","modified_gmt":"2020-12-28T22:26:42","slug":"201228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/28\/201228\/","title":{"rendered":"201228"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201228.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201228<br \/>\nI thought the day would never come<\/p>\n<p>This year needs a fucking conclusion<br \/>\nImpeached due to Russian collusion<br \/>\nThen masks that cause facial contusion<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve all suffered from forced seclusion<br \/>\nWe can&#8217;t have a big celebration<br \/>\nBut one thing will bring jubilation<br \/>\nAnd comfort to every nation&#8230;<br \/>\nSpontaneous ejaculation!!!<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201228 I thought the day would never come This year needs a fucking conclusion Impeached due to Russian collusion Then masks that cause facial contusion We\\'ve all suffered from forced seclusion We can\\'t have a big celebration But one thing will bring jubilation And comfort to every nation... Spontaneous ejaculation!!!\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201228 I thought the day would never come This year needs a fucking conclusion Impeached due to Russian collusion Then masks that cause facial contusion We&#8217;ve all suffered from forced seclusion We can&#8217;t have a big celebration But one thing will bring jubilation And comfort to every nation&#8230; Spontaneous ejaculation!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,117,66,52,53,92,97],"class_list":["post-3812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-calendars","tag-c19","tag-dick","tag-europe","tag-food","tag-jizztrumpet","tag-naughty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3812"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3812"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3813,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3812\/revisions\/3813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}