{"id":3805,"date":"2020-12-21T16:09:04","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T00:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3805"},"modified":"2020-12-21T16:09:04","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T00:09:04","slug":"201221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/21\/201221\/","title":{"rendered":"201221"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201221.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201221<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s raining deer &#8211; Merry Christmas<\/p>\n<p>This has been a shitty year<br \/>\nSo to bring some festive cheer<br \/>\nBrownie, Linc and I have gear<br \/>\nWearing antlers like reindeer<br \/>\nDo they look good? I can&#8217;t tell<br \/>\nMy yoke has a little bell<br \/>\nBrownie&#8217;s antlers look real swell<br \/>\nLinc thinks I should go to hell<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201221 It\\'s raining deer - Merry Christmas This has been a shitty year So to bring some festive cheer Brownie, Linc and I have gear Wearing antlers like reindeer Do they look good? I can\\'t tell My yoke has a little bell Brownie\\'s antlers look real swell Linc thinks I should go to hell\", \"UK English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201221 It&#8217;s raining deer &#8211; Merry Christmas This has been a shitty year So to bring some festive cheer Brownie, Linc and I have gear Wearing antlers like reindeer Do they look good? I can&#8217;t tell My yoke has a little bell Brownie&#8217;s antlers look real swell Linc thinks I should go to hell<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,40,47,39,8,17,14],"class_list":["post-3805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-animals","tag-brownie","tag-calendars","tag-holidays","tag-linc","tag-poo","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3806,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3805\/revisions\/3806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}