{"id":3800,"date":"2020-12-16T15:37:35","date_gmt":"2020-12-16T23:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3800"},"modified":"2020-12-21T08:44:10","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T16:44:10","slug":"201216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/16\/201216\/","title":{"rendered":"201216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201216.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201216<br \/>\nThe dream before Xmas<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Twas a week before Christmas, and all over town<br \/>\nAll the talk about COVID was bringing me down<br \/>\nI wanted to snuggle and spoon in a bed<br \/>\nWith a winsome woman who loves giving head<br \/>\nAnd what do my wondering eyes should appear<br \/>\nBut a sweet Irish lass to bring me good cheer<br \/>\nShe sat on my lap, and she rubbed on my dick<br \/>\nIf she kept that friction, I knew I&#8217;d come quick<br \/>\nI needed her badly &#8211; to unload my sack<br \/>\nSo onto the mattress, and there she lay back<br \/>\nI kissed down below &#8211; I kissed on her belly<br \/>\nHer perky tits heaved and jiggled like jelly<br \/>\nA wink of her eye, and a roll &#8217;round the bed<br \/>\nShe drained Santa&#8217;s sack, and then left me for dead<br \/>\nI was to bring gifts to some kids up the road<br \/>\nBut here with this lass I had dropped my whole load<br \/>\nAs I left the temptress who looked out of sight<br \/>\n&#8220;Happy Christmas to me, I&#8217;ve had such a good night!&#8221;<\/p>\n<button class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\" data-rvtts-action=\"speak\" data-rvtts-text=\"201216 The dream before Xmas &#039;Twas a week before Christmas, and all over town All the talk about COVID was bringing me down I wanted to snuggle and spoon in a bed With a winsome woman who loves giving head And what do my wondering eyes should appear But a sweet Irish lass to bring me good cheer She sat on my lap, and she rubbed on my dick If she kept that friction, I knew I&#039;d come quick I needed her badly - to unload my sack So onto the mattress, and there she lay back I kissed down below - I kissed on her belly Her perky tits heaved and jiggled like jelly A wink of her eye, and a roll &#039;round the bed She drained Santa&#039;s sack, and then left me for dead I was to bring gifts to some kids up the road But here with this lass I had dropped my whole load As I left the temptress who looked out of sight &quot;Happy Christmas to me, I&#039;ve had such a good night!&quot;\" data-rvtts-voice=\"UK English Male\"><svg class=\"rvtts-icon\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" viewBox=\"0 0 22 22\" fill=\"currentColor\" aria-hidden=\"true\" focusable=\"false\"><path fill-rule=\"evenodd\" clip-rule=\"evenodd\" d=\"M11 0C4.92345 0 0 4.92345 0 11C0 13.2683 0.690345 15.3772 1.86621 17.1221L0.811724 21.0517L4.70345 20.0124C6.48621 21.2641 8.65586 22 11 22C17.0766 22 22 17.0766 22 11C22 4.92345 17.0766 0 11 0ZM3.99793 9.99862C3.99793 9.44483 4.44552 8.99724 4.99931 8.99724C5.5531 8.99724 6.00069 9.44483 6.00069 9.99862V12.0014C6.00069 12.5552 5.5531 13.0028 4.99931 13.0028C4.44552 13.0028 3.99793 12.5552 3.99793 12.0014V9.99862ZM8.99724 13.9966C8.99724 14.5503 8.54966 14.9979 7.99586 14.9979C7.44207 14.9979 6.99448 14.5503 6.99448 13.9966V7.99586C6.99448 7.44207 7.44207 6.99448 7.99586 6.99448C8.54966 6.99448 8.99724 7.44207 8.99724 7.99586V13.9966ZM12.0014 17.0007C12.0014 17.5545 11.5538 18.0021 11 18.0021C10.4462 18.0021 9.99862 17.5545 9.99862 17.0007V4.99931C9.99862 4.44552 10.4462 3.99793 11 3.99793C11.5538 3.99793 12.0014 4.44552 12.0014 4.99931V17.0007ZM14.9979 13.9966C14.9979 14.5503 14.5503 14.9979 13.9966 14.9979C13.4428 14.9979 12.9952 14.5503 12.9952 13.9966V7.99586C12.9952 7.44207 13.4428 6.99448 13.9966 6.99448C14.5503 6.99448 14.9979 7.44207 14.9979 7.99586V13.9966ZM18.0021 12.0014C18.0021 12.5552 17.5545 13.0028 17.0007 13.0028C16.4469 13.0028 15.9993 12.5552 15.9993 12.0014V9.99862C15.9993 9.44483 16.4469 8.99724 17.0007 8.99724C17.5545 8.99724 18.0021 9.44483 18.0021 9.99862V12.0014Z\"\/><\/svg><span class=\"responsivevoice-button__label\">Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201216 The dream before Xmas &#8216;Twas a week before Christmas, and all over town All the talk about COVID was bringing me down I wanted to snuggle and spoon in a bed With a winsome woman who loves giving head And what do my wondering eyes should appear But a sweet Irish lass to bring &hellip; 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