{"id":3798,"date":"2020-12-14T14:04:42","date_gmt":"2020-12-14T22:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3798"},"modified":"2020-12-15T14:06:31","modified_gmt":"2020-12-15T22:06:31","slug":"201214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/14\/201214\/","title":{"rendered":"201214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201214.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201214<br \/>\nMy jingle jangled<\/p>\n<p>Letting myself go<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t care how much I weigh<br \/>\nSweets and cookie dough<br \/>\nGorging all the way<br \/>\nHanging out with Linc<br \/>\nHe is not too bright<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll sit back and quaff my drink<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve had enough tonight!<br \/>\nBrownie smells, Brownie smells<br \/>\nBrownie smells all day<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s no fun to sit beside<br \/>\nHis farts will make you pay<br \/>\nBrownie smells, Brownie smells<br \/>\nBrownie smells all day<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s no fun to sit beside<br \/>\nHis farts will make you pay<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201214 My jingle jangled Letting myself go Don\\'t care how much I weigh Sweets and cookie dough Gorging all the way Hanging out with Linc He is not too bright I\\'ll sit back and quaff my drink I\\'ve had enough tonight! Brownie smells, Brownie smells Brownie smells all day He\\'s no fun to sit beside His farts will make you pay Brownie smells, Brownie smells Brownie smells all day He\\'s no fun to sit beside His farts will make you pay\", \"US English Male\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201214 My jingle jangled Letting myself go Don&#8217;t care how much I weigh Sweets and cookie dough Gorging all the way Hanging out with Linc He is not too bright I&#8217;ll sit back and quaff my drink I&#8217;ve had enough tonight! Brownie smells, Brownie smells Brownie smells all day He&#8217;s no fun to sit beside &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/14\/201214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">201214<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,68,13,53,39,8,57,14],"class_list":["post-3798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhymes","tag-brownie","tag-drinking","tag-fart","tag-food","tag-holidays","tag-linc","tag-weight-loss","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3799,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions\/3799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}