{"id":3786,"date":"2020-12-04T09:07:25","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T17:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/?p=3786"},"modified":"2020-12-04T09:07:25","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T17:07:25","slug":"201204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/2020\/12\/04\/201204\/","title":{"rendered":"201204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/images\/2020\/201204.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>201204<br \/>\nCovid Claus<\/p>\n<p>There once was a dude named Kris Kringle<br \/>\nWhose bags were so full they would jingle<br \/>\nThrough front and back roads<br \/>\nHe dropped many loads<br \/>\nHe left behind gifts that would tingle<\/p>\n<button id=\"listenButton1\" class=\"responsivevoice-button\" type=\"button\" value=\"Play\" title=\"ResponsiveVoice Tap to Start\/Stop Speech\"><span>&#128266; Listen to Poem<\/span><\/button>\n        <script>\n            listenButton1.onclick = function(){\n                if(responsiveVoice.isPlaying()){\n                    responsiveVoice.cancel();\n                }else{\n                    responsiveVoice.speak(\"201204 Covid Claus There once was a dude named Kris Kringle Whose bags were so full they would jingle Through front and back roads He dropped many loads He left behind gifts that would tingle\", \"UK English Female\");\n                }\n            };\n        <\/script>\n    \n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=stickpersonpoet\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>201204 Covid Claus There once was a dude named Kris Kringle Whose bags were so full they would jingle Through front and back roads He dropped many loads He left behind gifts that would tingle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[65,117,39,97,14],"class_list":["post-3786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limerick","tag-boobies","tag-c19","tag-holidays","tag-naughty","tag-xmas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3786"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3788,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3786\/revisions\/3788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stickpersonpoetry.com\/spp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}